So one of my dear Chicago friends, as mentioned in the previous entry, sent me a pretty great text today.
Emily: Oh god, so im on the bus and we were at a red light and some older guy in the car next to us was totally jacking off.
Me: Could you see his penis?
Emily: No his shirt was over it. Still gross though he was probably in his 40s or 50s and overweight. Just a typical, unhygenic old guy.
NOW IS THAT INSPIRATION OR WHAT?!
Seriously, if I went around town and saw shit like that, I would be like, "Whatttttttttttttttttt, I have GOT to write about this." Damn Chicago. You've done it now.
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